miércoles, octubre 4

It was a joke man!!

Ayer fue mi cumple y también día nacional de mis compadres teutones jejeje, gracias por sus llamadas, sus tarjetas y sus cartitas!!... y ahora unos chistes negros sobre ellos jojo... fotos de mi cumple pa' la próxima semana porque la fiesta será el finde!!

"German is a language which was developed solely to afford the speaker the opportunity to spit at strangers under the guise of polite conversation"

Two Berliner children spoke to each other over the wall. The little girl in the west says, while eating a banana, "Look - I have a banana." The boy in the East doesn't want to be inferior to her in anything and says, full of pride: "We have socialism." The girl counters: "So, we'll have socialism soon too." The boy, triumphant: "See, then you won't have any bananas anymore either."

Informer on the street: "How do you feel about the political situation?"
Klaus: "I'm thinking..."
Informer: "That's enough - you're under arrest!

-Two Martinis, bitte.
-Dry?
-Nein, I said Two!!

**La niña Tere, Danke für alles... noch een mal**